Monday, November 12, 2012

REPORT #12

Alrighty then, looks like I have around an hour of free time I can use to write on here.

Leliel is still "tagging" along. He gave me his knife yesterday, something about "how I need to protect myself" or something. I am willing to bet 100$ that I will lose this thing by next month.




WARNING:INCOMING BULLSHIT ALERT

You are all aware of how easily I get mad when psychological shit comes in to play with the slenderman, so expect plenty of bullshit ahead.

On... Wednesday? I think it was Wednesday. I woke up on my feet, in the middle of fucking Kentucky. Well right there that's a few things that are fucked up. 1:I don't sleepwalk. 2:I was just in OHIO for fucks sake.

At first I tried making sure I wasn't still sleeping by banging my head repeatedly into the nearest brick wall, added another bruise to my collection. So yeah, somehow I traveled through an entire state in my sleep. Wallet is gone, knife isn't for once. I still have some money in my bank account but that's a severe damper on my funds. I need to get a new license now too. I thought about heading back to my hotel in Ohio to see if it was still there, but Leliel phoned me up (he was still in Ohio) and told me all my shit was gone.


I can hardly call this a slenderblog if he never appears. Ah well, any break in activity sits well with me.

Side note, i'd just like to thank anyone reading this (goes to followers especially). I didn't even expect to get 10 followers in a year, it makes me kinda happy that people are watching my roller-coaster life.

2 comments:

  1. It's best to be a leader than a follower.

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    1. I agree. Maybe I can become a SUPER LEGEND IN THE MYTHOS YAY AND KILL LOTS OF PROXIES AND BECOME HERO.

      Nah, there are no leaders any more. All leaders I used to know are dead.

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